ANXIETY HAS MANY FACES – 90s PHARMA PARODY WHITE T-SHIRT
A relic from the era of late-night ads and quiet desperation.
This washed White tee reimagines vintage 90s pharmaceutical promo graphics through a subversive, art-driven lens. The distressed collage of expressive faces feels archival — like a forgotten campaign torn from a medical journal and repurposed as streetwear commentary.
Bold headline typography sits above the chaotic grid of emotions, while the lower print nods to retro pill-bottle design language — reframed as satire rather than endorsement.
Faded ink, cracked texture, and a soft garment wash give the piece a naturally aged finish. It feels collected, not produced.
Details
• Premium cotton
• Vintage crackle/distress print effect
• Front graphic only
• Relaxed unisex silhouette
• Soft, broken-in hand feel
This is not medical merch.
It’s commentary — on consumer culture, coping, and the aesthetics of 90s advertising.
Product features
- 100% cotton garment-dyed fabric with vintage-washed finish
- Medium-weight 7.5 oz/yd² (254 g/m²) for structure without stiffness
- Drop-shoulder, forward-thrusted seam for a relaxed fit and comfortable neck
- Double-needle stitched collar and reinforced hems for durability
- Assembled in the USA; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: gentle cycle, low heat